Jesus Plan in the Bible Is That We All Burn Our Bibles Now
By Karen Fish

There is a type of humor commonly known as a morbid sense of humor. 1.5 Billion Chinese people commonly laugh when a person slips and falls. In America we call it slapstick humor when a person steps on a rake coming out of a bunker and the rake snaps up and knocks his teeth out. Sex and comedy and violence sell. This is why the story of the human race, ?œEarthlings??is the hottest show in the Universe. The rest of the Universe is laughing their heads off at our saga which is about to come to an end. The writing is on the wall.

God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Allah and Elohim told King David that the world is full of mockers and scoffers. (Psalm 1). Sometimes things happen that are so horrible that you either have to laugh or cry. If you think about what happened rationally it can terrorize you and catapult you into a world of paralyzing phobias and so you make a joke of it as a psychological self defense mechanism. The Christians, Muslims and Jews are presently embroiled in a world war against each other leading to Armageddon because they all consider the people outside of their group to be non believers even though they all believe in God of Mount Sinai. We are soon going to go extinct arguing over the real name of God of Mount Sinai.

Human beings need only the flimsiest reasons imaginable to split into groups and kill each other because beneath the self righteous exterior in every human being there lies a murderous savage. Americans are bombarded daily with news of American soldiers being killed in the crossfire of a civil war in Iraq between the Shiites and the Sunnis. One would think that these two groups were as different as night and day. In fact they are all Earthlings composed of air water and earth who are neighbors sharing two thirds of the world?™s oil who all believe in Islam, The Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him), Allah aka God of Mount Sinai, the Koran, the Hadith, annual pilgrimages to Mecca, praying 5 times a day, Persian prayer rugs to practice their putting on (this is why Muslims are better at putting from west to east and east to west depending upon the grain), and that all non Muslims should be wiped off the face of the Earth forever by them to gain entrance into eternal paradise with Allah, 72 Virgins, and endless wine with no side effects, if they massacre all of the non Muslims. (Koran Sura 9:29-30, Sura 56.) The Christians also get eternal paradise with God the Father for throwing all of the non Christians into the fire at God of Mount Sinai?™s command. (Matt. 13:36-43). The Old Testament of Judaism which is also the Holy Scripture of Christianity and Islam has too many commandments of God of Mount Sinai to pillage entire nations and cities to number.